Wednesday, August 01, 2007
"So you have a week off? How delightful? How would you like to spend it?"
"Well, I thought some heavy rain would be nice followed by a little drizzle and a cold wind. It would remind me of the British summers of my childhood. Perhaps I could arrange for some heavy machinery outside the front door to ensure I don't get lazy and lie-in too long and then get my husband's pal to phone at 6.30 a.m. to wake me at the weekend so that it won't be too tough to get back into the routine when work comes round again next week. Oh, and I definitely want to spend a couple of hours flicking through back editions of the Reader's Digest so I'd better make sure I have to go to the doctor's with something inconvenient like a swollen elbow. Right hand, of course, to stop me typing and wasting all my time on the computer. Tennis elbow might be good, vengeance from the sports gods because I failed to watch Wimbledon again this year. "
Current weight: 78.1 kg
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"Well, I thought some heavy rain would be nice followed by a little drizzle and a cold wind. It would remind me of the British summers of my childhood. Perhaps I could arrange for some heavy machinery outside the front door to ensure I don't get lazy and lie-in too long and then get my husband's pal to phone at 6.30 a.m. to wake me at the weekend so that it won't be too tough to get back into the routine when work comes round again next week. Oh, and I definitely want to spend a couple of hours flicking through back editions of the Reader's Digest so I'd better make sure I have to go to the doctor's with something inconvenient like a swollen elbow. Right hand, of course, to stop me typing and wasting all my time on the computer. Tennis elbow might be good, vengeance from the sports gods because I failed to watch Wimbledon again this year. "
Current weight: 78.1 kg
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