Tuesday, February 13, 2007
It's just not fair. For a dozen days now I have eaten only healthy foodstuffs. No alcohol has passed my lips. NO ice-cream has been consumed. And yet, and yet my weight continues to climb.
Last night I dreamt I was being fed pecan pie by celebrity chef Jamie Oliver. It had a cute pastry lattice on the top and was oozing with sugar. Just as I was about to take the first bite, the damn alarm went off. If this was the dessert course I'd probably already had the full meal though I've no recollection of it. This might account for the weight gain: it's all psychological. Or do you think I'd better start counting the pillows every morning?
Current weight 79.8 kg
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Last night I dreamt I was being fed pecan pie by celebrity chef Jamie Oliver. It had a cute pastry lattice on the top and was oozing with sugar. Just as I was about to take the first bite, the damn alarm went off. If this was the dessert course I'd probably already had the full meal though I've no recollection of it. This might account for the weight gain: it's all psychological. Or do you think I'd better start counting the pillows every morning?
Current weight 79.8 kg
Labels: pecan pie
