Thursday, May 12, 2005
Quote of the Day: They keep telling us to get in touch with our bodies. Mine isn't all that communicative but I heard from it the other day after I said, "Body, how'd you like to go to the six o'clock class in vigorous toning?" Clear as a bell my body said, "Listen fatty....do it and die."
Back in the old routine. Holiday over. It doesn't take long till you feel like you've never been away, does it? Getting the new house sorted is the main priority but the house isn't making things easy. Today it wouldn't let me in. That's the trouble with smart houses, if they take umbrage, you're stuffed. We don't have a front door key, just a swipe card. But what do you do if you swipe and nothing happens? I made a highly suspicious entry, triggering alarms left, right and centre but at least I got in. I'm now contemplating reprogramming the system, y'know, like Dave did to HAL in 2001. Off to Bunnings to buy an axe...
Current weight: 78.2 kg
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Back in the old routine. Holiday over. It doesn't take long till you feel like you've never been away, does it? Getting the new house sorted is the main priority but the house isn't making things easy. Today it wouldn't let me in. That's the trouble with smart houses, if they take umbrage, you're stuffed. We don't have a front door key, just a swipe card. But what do you do if you swipe and nothing happens? I made a highly suspicious entry, triggering alarms left, right and centre but at least I got in. I'm now contemplating reprogramming the system, y'know, like Dave did to HAL in 2001. Off to Bunnings to buy an axe...
Current weight: 78.2 kg
