Monday, May 02, 2005
Ladies - Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone
to prevent ice cream drips.
Real Women - Just suck the ice-cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake. You are probably lying on your ass on the couch, with your feet up anyway.
Back to reality then. Forget about my Mum's flapjacks. Forget about lying on a sun drenched beach in Mauritius. Forget about the delights of French-Cajun cuisine. It was nice while it lasted but has resulted in me GAINING half a kilo a week for the last month. Back on the diet methinks.
Current weight: 78.2 kg
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to prevent ice cream drips.
Real Women - Just suck the ice-cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake. You are probably lying on your ass on the couch, with your feet up anyway.
Back to reality then. Forget about my Mum's flapjacks. Forget about lying on a sun drenched beach in Mauritius. Forget about the delights of French-Cajun cuisine. It was nice while it lasted but has resulted in me GAINING half a kilo a week for the last month. Back on the diet methinks.
Current weight: 78.2 kg
