Monday, May 31, 2004
Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite and you'll eat less.
Alas, alas, (sound effects: wailing and gnashing of teeth) I failed to lose any weight this week. I've decided to blame weightwatchers because I found that nothing I eat is listed in the little book (about the points value of various foods) they give you when you join. Also, of course, I haven't got a scales to weigh out the miserly portions. There's a nationwide shortage of weightwatchers scales apparently. I'll have to make do with a cheap set from Woolies then.
And another thing, I was definitely wearing heavier (thermal)underwear this week, it being so cold an'all.
So if any sneak (who was out with me at that lovely Greek restaurant on Saturday) tries to tell you that I ate huge amounts of mezze, I hope that you will trust me and explain about the book, the scales and the underwear.
By way of penance I have purchased the definitive volume of points values, plan to buy a set of kitchen scales tomorrow and promise not to discuss the state of my underwear in public again.
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Alas, alas, (sound effects: wailing and gnashing of teeth) I failed to lose any weight this week. I've decided to blame weightwatchers because I found that nothing I eat is listed in the little book (about the points value of various foods) they give you when you join. Also, of course, I haven't got a scales to weigh out the miserly portions. There's a nationwide shortage of weightwatchers scales apparently. I'll have to make do with a cheap set from Woolies then.
And another thing, I was definitely wearing heavier (thermal)underwear this week, it being so cold an'all.
So if any sneak (who was out with me at that lovely Greek restaurant on Saturday) tries to tell you that I ate huge amounts of mezze, I hope that you will trust me and explain about the book, the scales and the underwear.
By way of penance I have purchased the definitive volume of points values, plan to buy a set of kitchen scales tomorrow and promise not to discuss the state of my underwear in public again.
